The Case for the Kart Hack

Age brings many new experiences.  Some you’d rather do without.  Everything starts to hurt.  You’re tired all the time.  Cynicism lurks behind you like a hungry but patient wolf.  Yet some changes are good.  You finally begin to shed school debt.  You streamline your processes.  And best of all, you find it easier every day to shuck off the concerns of others.  The sweaty, calculated poise you found so crucial in middle school has faded to a mewling ghost.  Instead, you value the practical.  You have work to do, and you don’t have time to impress anyone.  I’ve reached such an age, and that’s probably why I want to buy something rear-driven, strip it of all excess, and drive it everywhere.  I want a kart hack. Continue reading “The Case for the Kart Hack”